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life would generally be better if we had retractable claws

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work, destroying inanimate objects, we guess? 

we'll never forget the day we were paid actual money to smash wooden pallets with a sledgehammer and honestly we probably could have kept that up for a lot longer had we been given the option to

catching a photo out of the corner of your eye and for a brief moment confusing that perception with the memory that the photograph evokes, past impossibly transposed into fleeting and startling juxtaposition with present

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There are two kinds of tech-savvy users.

The "corporate" kind, that says things like "I'm a full stack developer with emphasis in machine intelligence for big data analytics" and "I have an app for that".

And the "hacker" kind, that says things like "computers were a mistake" and "sorry, I don't use smartphones. Can you send me an e-mail instead?".

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Hey before you quit Telegram about their celebration of new users? They are coming from WhatsApp, not Parler, seriously click the link in the announcement. <6% is NA. WhatsApp is sharing data with Facebook, that’s why this happened.

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i mean, we've all at least visited the inside of unfathomably ancient evil pocket dimensions lined with flesh and crystalline teeth by this point so

really want to shed this husk and become the reality devouring horror that we just know is slumbering somewhere deep inside

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time travel works exactly how it does in the movies because time travelers engineer those movies to make training easier. you can just tell the new guy "okay, this works like Back to the Future" and she gets it right away

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Repeat it all together with me:

The problem isn't "polarization"

The problem is white supremacy

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fun fact: all my fursonas are actually just the cross section of the space in which our comprehensible universe is intersected by my single all-seeing hyperfursona

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mh + 

feeling a warmth in our heart this morning ♥

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Has anyone tried defeating the pogchamp, at pogs? Seems like the obvious thing

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New mastodon feature where you can upload your fursona's noise and people can click on your avatar to hear it

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